Monday, October 10, 2011

Dear England,

Please explain where you acquired certain tastes and flavors. Prawn flavored crisps? Really? And furthermore (and quite possibly worse), bacon flavored?! I would sincerely like to review the quarterly earnings report to view the net sales of these two products in order to gauge the level of disgust I should maintain.
Perplexed & In Need of Lay's,
A Disturbed Patron

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